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Great F---'in animation. You're a regular Walt Disney!
Sarcastic BD in
Philly
Wow! All that animation on Miketown... I think
I'm going to get a seizure!
KW in Reno
Wow! All that animation on Miketown... I love
it!
MP in Ventnor, NJ
How do you write "Mike" in English? L*O*S*E*R*
GM in Raleigh
"I was happily pleased with SOME Mike,
SOME of the time. But now with MIKETOWN.COM, I have eternal happiness!"
M.B. in Seattle
"That was the
best wedding toast ever! You should become a professional orator!"
"Mike,
you and your friends are just having TOOOOO MUUUCH FUN ...! ! ! ! ah, 'to be
young' again..?"
C.B. in St. Helena, CA
"Somehow, Mike
has transformed himself into the brightest star and the author of the greatest
website of his generation. He is the gold standard on which we all strive to be.
Actually...when all else fails, there is always delusion.
I never quite lived
up to the legend of the back bedroom at good ole 840. I had the honor of living
in his bedroom for my senior year… and let me tell you, the stains didn’t come
out. I still have his desk that he sold me when he moved out in my little studio
apartment in New York City. What a guy.
I propose that
everyone call French Fries, Miketown Fries."
B.D. in New
York City
"I especially like the trivia. Who comes up with
these brilliant questions?"
D.C. in Seattle, WA
"I enjoy Mikey
all the time, any time.."
K.G. in Tasmania, Australia
"I accidentally found your miketown.com webpage, and
it was a nice surprise!"
I.S. in Helsinki, Finland
"We were wondering if Mike was available for hire at
our next party/wedding?"
S.M. in New Jersey
"I got a cool postcard from miketown.com. I must
say, I'm really impressed with MIKETOWN'S wide variety and quality selection as
a source for web entertainment!"
R.B. in
Казахстан (Kazakhstan)
"First off I would just like to say that it has been
an honor. NO, a privilege to have been able to meet and get to know this
individual. He is a fantastic man who has beaten the odds to achieve greatness.
If Jesus were a twin, then this person would be him (I'm going to hell for that
joke). It is my greatest pleasure to give this week's recipient of the "1st
Weekly Dux Lifetime Achievement Award" to...... Drumroll please......... da
da da da da da da da.... my hero:::::
MIKE!!!!!!!!
Here are just a few comments from Mike's friends and
family:
- "That son of a bitch kept kicking in the womb.
Worst 9 months of my life" -- his mother
- "That son of a bitch kept kicking during sex.
Worst 9 minutes of my life" -- anonymous
- "He's a great friend. He's just wonderful. Makes
me laugh. Comforts me when I'm sad. Holds me when I'm shaking." ---- Ryan
- " Mike who?... Oh that guy. I know him as 'That
creepy guy who stares at me when I'm changing' " -- Arria
- " &#@$ Him !!!!! "
- "He never did get potty training down right" --
Aunt Jennie
At a very young age, Mike's family and friends knew
he was special. Could it have been the way he learned to walk at age 4? Or
perhaps that he never was able to gain the coordination to ride a bicycle until
age 17? Whatever it was, one thing is certain: Mike was amazing. Though basic
coordination skills were difficult Mike never had a problem making people laugh.
He would keep his brother's Mark and Matthew laughing for hours by dressing as
Richard Simmons and pretending to sweat to the oldies. Here's a quote from Mark,
"Last Christmas when Mike dressed up like Richard Simmons, well... me and Matt
almost lost it."
But Mike, has always been great. Here are just a few
things that he has done.
- The numerous crew paraphanalia and clothing that
he would profit from. Look out Tommy Hilfiger.
- The way in which he would never fail to let
someone know if he were rowing like shit. Poor Jerry Bolenbach.
- Being very talented at the 6 degrees of Kevin
Bacon game.
- Always complimenting people (sometimes scary) by
saying, "Hey _____, you look cute today."
- Or how about, the old bowling ball in the 840
living room trick.
- Running a marathon?? I remember when he'd get
winded from tying his shoes. A great achievement nonetheless.
- Creating a brilliant website that outlines his
trips, experiences, and himself. Pretty funny too.
... And much, much more!
He's intelligent. He's fantastic. He's funny. Women
love him. Men want to be him. Dogs want to hump his leg. Phil wants to hump his
leg. We Are ALL better for having known him. CONGRATULATIONS Mike for winning
this award! We are all so proud of you! Never change.
DUX in Philadelphia, PA & West Warwick, RI
"MIKETOWN.COM
Awarded Highest Honor in the Category of Customer Satisfaction...
The esteemed creators of the newly developed miketown.com have gone above and
beyond in the competitive world of online entertainment. A colorful, user
friendly environment encapsulates one man’s narcissistic world, where he is able
to be the most interesting, amusing, and attractive person we know. The
attention to detail and timely response to customer feedback has earned the
staff at miketown.com the coveted Prophet Award for Customer Satisfaction. We
applaud the outright egocentrism and anticipate the future of miketown.com
(especially the weekly dedications)."
L.S. in Seattle WA
"Where did your pride go?"
My Mom
"Miketown keeps us entertained during all these cold
snowy winter days. Whatever did we do before Miketown came aboot, eh?"
SM in
Canada
"We love the miektown.com [sic] in Estonia!"
A.R.
in Tallinn
"I'm so proud I can say I know mike!"
M.W. in
Boston, MA
"I just went through your website... it kept me
amused for hours"
S.S. in Boston, MA
"Mike, Your sted er slik meget bedre den
Kipwetzel.com, I hater ham. Behold opp det gode arbeidet!"
Sven Jaansen in
Norway
"This is so much better than
my website..."
S.W.
in Portland, OR
"How Australia survived before the launch of
MIKETOWN.COM I still can't explain!"
A.H. in Sydney, NSW Australia
"I
just visited the website. I had some time to kill before I leave for the UConn
Women's game and I must say I was entertained!!"
A.P. in Norwich, CT
"Wow... Your site has solved my
problems. No longer do I have to endlessly search the web in order to waste my
time. I can look at pics of shakems (which I must try) and the mpg clips are an
extra bonus waste of time. Thanks. Unfortunately, your site has developed my
recreational drug use into an addiction. Your site, and being stoned, make being
bored fun ... Thanks!"
1 happy customer in California
"miketown.com ROCKS. It's the best website I've visited today!"
M.S. in
Delaware
"The Holidays are always better w/ you
making me laugh... Have you ever thought of a MIKETOWN Amusment Park?"
M.K. in Bryn Mawr, PA
"I thought you were nuts before I
visited MIKETOWN.com. This confirms it!"
G.M. in Raleigh, NC
"All Mike, All the Time
still isn't enough MIKE for me!"
M.W. in Alexandria, VA
"I <heart> miketown.com!"
A.I. in
Philadelphia, PA
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